I’m laying in bed, minding my own business, no one else is around. I keep hearing engine noises outside and I’m thinking at first that someone is just passing by on an ATV. After the noises persist for a while, I decide to go look out of the window, and I see our neighbor in the field beside our house. He’s sitting on his 4-wheeler, at a stop. Behind the 4-wheeler is a small cow. I’m thinking that this is strange because he doesn’t own any cows that I have ever seen. Just then, he starts driving forward. The cow starts following along, only I realize something is odd. Then I figure it out. The cows legs aren’t moving. The cow is in fact a statue of some sort and is mounted on a trailer that is now being pulled along in a field by a guy on a 4-wheeler. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a lady comes charging in on a horse, swinging a rope around above her head and lassos the cow-statue-trailer contraption right around the neck. At this point I could only conclude that maybe, just maybe, I was dreaming so I went back to bed.
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