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		<title>Zero Electricy = One Crappy Day</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/crappy-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 03:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday was the worst day in the history of days. I&#8217;m not exaggerating like I usually do, this time I really mean it. Worst day ever. It started with a loss of electricity right as I was starting to work and had just told a client I would &#8220;get right on that&#8221;. I was such [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conspiracy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 00:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago, my air conditioning unit suddenly stopped cooling the house down after eight years of dedicated service. It cost $250 to fix for who knows how long, but eventually, they tell me, I will need a new evaporator coil, a device which I don’t think even exists, and that it will be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cascading Style Sheets that Cascade Stylishly</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/cascading-style-sheets-that-cascade-stylishly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally found some time to work on this site a little. As you can see, not much is different. I mostly just played around with the CSS until I achieved the appropriate level of awesome. I have attempted to adhere to standards and, while not perfect, I think I did a pretty darned good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Commercial Overload</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know about you, but I am getting very tired of the AT&#38;T and Verizon ad wars. If you don&#8217;t know what I am talking about, let me fill you in. It goes something like this: Verizon: &#8220;We have tons more 3G coverage than you and we are going to flaunt it because you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Savings For You, Winter</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/no-savings-for-you-winter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time for my annual I-hate-daylight-savings post or, more accurately, my I-hate-the-lack-of-daylight-savings-in-the-winter-months post. It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t enjoy stumbling around in the dark at 5:30pm, shivering like a chihuahua as I try to transport containers of wild animal feed around the yard so the area deer, cats, and two opossums named Scooter and Moped [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SNOW LEOPARD!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/snow-leopard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snow Leopard arrived at my door this morning, so naturally I immediately installed it. I did a little cleanup work last night to ensure all would go well, but come on, it&#8217;s Apple, all would go well even if I decided to install it underwater. Once the install was done, 8.22 GB of space was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tweet Tweet&#8230; Tweet!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/tweet-tweet-tweet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently started trying out this whole Twitter fad. So far it&#8217;s pretty much like talking to myself since I follow no one and no one follows me. Well, I follow MacHeist and my profile says I have 7 followers but then it only shows one and I don&#8217;t even know where that came from, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Earth Bound Internet</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/earth-bound-internet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have to make this quick because the DVR is on pause and has been for a while and I think it is nearing it&#8217;s pause limit and I don&#8217;t want to miss any of Little People, Big World. I mean, come on, they are little people. In a big world. Their size and their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BRUUUUUUUCE</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/bruuuuuuuce/</link>
		<comments>http://www.yellowjeep.net/bruuuuuuuce/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yellowjeep</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[music football]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The past week, when I have not been working until 4am or running outside periodically with a hammer to beat the ice off of my central heat and air unit even though I don&#8217;t know exactly what the outdoor unit does but it has a fan and some vents and I am pretty sure it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Cold. Go Cardinals!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/its-cold-go-cardinals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.yellowjeep.net/?p=119</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been pretty cold here lately. So cold in fact that my typing has slowed to a crawl. Just to get to this point has taken 36 and a half minutes. The temperature outside right now is 87 degrees below absolute zero. In case you are not up to speed on your science, that is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time Changing</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/time-changing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.yellowjeep.net/time-changing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to go on a rant about how I loathe daylight savings time and how I am not even going to capitalize it when I type it even though it is supposed to be capitalized and how I dislike the fact that it now gets dark around 3pm, but I am not going [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympics</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/olympics/</link>
		<comments>http://www.yellowjeep.net/olympics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:13:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yellowjeep</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.yellowjeep.net/?p=37</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I think what Michael Phelps did winning all of those gold medals was great and all, and I actually watched several of the races, but am I the only one who wishes he would pull up his pants a little? I mean seriously, PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!!!!! I could have enjoyed the events more if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Hate the Phone Company EVEN MORE NOW!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/why-i-hate-the-phone-company-even-more-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.yellowjeep.net/why-i-hate-the-phone-company-even-more-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I called the phone company and said, &#8220;Hey, I would like that basic package that you have advertised as costing $7.95 to $17.00 depending on where you live.&#8221; The customer service representative I was talking to said, &#8220;Sure. It will cost $19. 32 a month.&#8221; I said, &#8220;But your&#8230;..&#8221; Than she said, &#8220;SHUT UP!!!!!! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Hate the Phone Company</title>
		<link>http://www.yellowjeep.net/why-i-hate-the-phone-company/</link>
		<comments>http://www.yellowjeep.net/why-i-hate-the-phone-company/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yellowjeep</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am checking my email this morning when I notice the bill for my home phone has arrived. $48.18!!! For what? Nothing, that is what. I have basic service, no features whatsoever, and have to pay extra for long distance. I am getting so screwed on this. And it&#8217;s not like this was a month [...]]]></description>
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