A few days ago, my air conditioning unit suddenly stopped cooling the house down after eight years of dedicated service. It cost $250 to fix for who knows how long, but eventually, they tell me, I will need a new evaporator coil, a device which I don’t think even exists, and that it will be about $1600 to replace. There goes the iPad budget.
Now, my tractor won’t start. Who knows how much that will cost. Meanwhile, my lawn is growing at about nine times the normal rate and pretty much has me trapped in my own house, and with no tractor to mow my way out of here things could start to turn ugly soon.
This all adds up to the entire world plotting against me and my desire to own the most awesome device ever conceived of by man. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if my internet got cut off before I was able to post th
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