It’s been pretty cold here lately. So cold in fact that my typing has slowed to a crawl. Just to get to this point has taken 36 and a half minutes. The temperature outside right now is 87 degrees below absolute zero. In case you are not up to speed on your science, that is pretty darn cold. It’s cold enough to freeze things solid. SOLID!!!! So anyway, the heat hasn’t gone off in a while and I can virtually feel the electric bill rising to unfathomable heights. If my projections are accurate, and I am sure they are, the heating bill for this month should be in the area of $24, 936.24. Give or take a few bucks. The point is that it is unnaturally cold. And windy.
On an unrelated note, the Arizona Cardinals are in the NFC Championship game. I’m sure you all agree that Kurt Warner is the greatest quarterback of all time. I mean, the Rams were the second losingest team of the 90′s until Kurt showed up. And what happened? Two Super Bowl appearances in 3 years. They even won the first one. Then the Rams decided they should go with Marc Bulger (IF that’s his real name) and boy has that worked out well. Oh wait, NO IT HASN’T!!! Since then Kurt has played for the Giants and the Cardinals. The Giants sucked before Kurt arrived but his mere presence eventaully lead to a Super bowl win… AFTER he left the team. That’s not easy to do. Then he goes to the Cardnials, THE worst NFL franchise ever, and now here they are in the NFC Championship game with their number one draft pick and QB of the future riding the bench all year while Kurt has kicked butt all over place. HAHA, stupid Matt Lienart (If that’s your real name). Did you honestly think you could beat out Kurt? Silly idiot. Just sit there on the bench wearing your baseball cap which by the way is for a totally different sport. You wear helmets in football, not baseball caps.
Idiot.
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