I am running out of things to do at an alarming pace. I’ve read over 100 books the past few years. I’ve played all of the guitar I can play, which is a lot. I’ve played all of the piano I can play, which is NOT alot. And I think I am almost to the end of the Internet. Oh, and I’ve mastered the art of being awesome.
Now that the end is near, I have started doing random and often useless things like changing the navigation bar on this site for absolutely no reason and crawling around under other people’s houses looking for kittens, but I realize that gravy train isn’t going to last forever, no sir. What will I do at that point? I guess I could mow my lawn which is roughly 13 feet tall thanks to the endless rain we have been getting. Way to go Mother Nature. Haven’t you ever heard the saying about moderation? Or I could come up with some more great ideas, like the one that hit me the other day while a strange dog was eating cat food on my porch. I thought to myself, hey, someone should make a website for lost pets where people can go post lost pets and even found pets and you could search in your zip code, upload pictures and all kinds of awesome stuff and there would be millions of people that would use it and I would make a fortune off of advertising space but then I did a search on Google and found that there were already about 16,000 sites exactly like that.
Crap.
I guess I could go watch TV or something.
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